ultimate job

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob hand job assjob and footjob.

I came so hard last night. Watched a video of a nigga having an ultimate job.

by the sexual definition guy August 11, 2017

ultimate send

To ultimate send is to get plastered drunk with your mates and get up to numerous shenanigans throughout the night.

That was an ultimate send at slampton last night, I walked home.

by Mintlaw goer January 21, 2024

Thee Ultimate Guts

When something is completely ignorant or just deserves the fattest neck. Mostly used by bums like Churla John and Wusty Weem.

John a chur thought the lions were a superbowl contender, shit was thee ultimate guts. Someone should roundhouse that neck and celebrate a lions loss with a steamy slam from knees.

by Father Mac December 21, 2013

Ultimate Calculation

When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.

Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.

by Zzid July 10, 2021

Ultimate shady fade

To tell your boss on a job that you have a medical emergency and you have to leave for the day,But really quit the job and take another job without giving notice or letting anyone know that you’re not coming back.

Jack was sick of Not being appreciated and treated like shit by the contractor he was working for, so he did the “ultimate shady fade” and drug-up to a better job.

by JACK CHAIN November 14, 2023

Ultimate Rape

When a woman gets raped, but not only does she have a dick in her a vagina, she also has one in her mouth and in her anus.

Poor Millie was a victim of Ultimate Rape, but thankfully she wasn't murdered.

by PhoenixGamer34 October 27, 2023

Ultimate Combo Attack

The Ultimate Combo Attack is a powerful, guaranteed win technique exclusive to Kira only. This attack, that can only be utilised by Kira, is a devastating strike, which is impossible to counter, block, or evade. The attack not only guarantees victory but has no cool down period, therefore it is able to be used consecutively.

By using the "ultimate combo attack", Kira is able to win any argument.

by Estellzia December 12, 2024