Jamil on twitter

@Jamil4PF is his current Twitter handle, he is a kid who thrives to seek Attention from many people. He Has no friends and his family doesn’t care about him which is sad as it seems. He will achieve nothing in life. He will get no women and no friends. He is pathetic and needs help. He is Literally everywhere, every tweet you see he is in the comments like a sad no life reply guy he is.

“Yo you seen Jamil on twitter?

Nah bruh that mf is irrelevant

by ThatOneGayMF October 15, 2020

Twitter people

people who claim to be allies of the LGBT, but in reality, they are annoying, winging jerks, who dox, harass and send death threats to innocent people because they refused to obey their commands. They also love bigoteering when people call them out

person A: I support the trans community, but I can't agree with wanting to put every all child on puberty blockers
twitter people: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THEM, YOU CLEARLY HATE ALL TRANS PEOPLE, I WILL KILL YOU, enter person A's personal info in public
person B: wtf is wrong with you, person A just didn't agree with 1 thing

by A person tired of bullshit March 5, 2023

twitter fright

The fear that your tweet isn't worthy of sending

I was about to tweet about what I had for breakfast but I ended up getting twitter fright

by nocando August 2, 2012

twitter effect

Robbie: "u should add 'the twitter effect' to urban dictionary w/ this explanation"

it's like the twitter effect, a GIF of a hipster game gets a million retweets in indie circles and when it releases it get zero sales

by anonymous December 3, 2020

Traffic Twitter

(n.) Pejorative slang for bumper stickers, particularly those of a political nature. Coined by popular political and social commentator Jon Oliver.

Sometimes during rush hour, I'll read the traffic twitter on some of the other cars to pass the time.

by davidcpuffer April 25, 2022

twitter twerk

The act of walking while engrossed in one's (smart)phone, esp. in a crowded place, such as a sidewalk or mall, oblivious to others.

She almost ran me over. She was twitter twerking down the sidewalk!

by Ornery Smarty April 24, 2017

Twitter Chicken

When two people want to follow each other on twitter but neither is willing to do it first

"I can't follow him. He has to follow me first."
"Dude, stop playing twitter chicken and just follow the guy!"

by reidromance June 17, 2013