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time and a turd

in the same way that you would do overtime and claim time and a half, you have shit at work and claim time and a turd
boss "where have you been"
employee "just claimed time and a turd"
by emerged hairy ben July 13, 2009
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turducken

1) (n) An American Thanksgiving holiday culinary grotesque: Consists of a chicken, stuffed into a duck, progressively stuffed into a turkey and baked. Provides hours of entertainment in the form of waiting for the sucker to finish cooking and enough sandwich meat to last through The Apocalypse.

2) (n) Any obese human that will set upon a buffet like a plague of locusts, stripping said buffet of all edible material, leaving only the garnish, the decorative toothpicks, and the sweaty cheese cubes from earlier in the day.

3) (n) Any plan that is unnecessarily complicated or futile. Used as a simile.
1) "Time for the Cowboys/Redskins game, is the turducken done yet?"

2) "Uh oh, better hit the foodline before turducken over there strips that bitch."

3) Jeff: "I'll be swapping out this small-block, V8 for an straight six."
Dale: "Baking up a turducken are we?"
Jeff: "What?"
Dale: "Sounds like fun."
by Chumbucket October 31, 2006
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Turd Cutter

Rear end, butt or ass. Not particularly the Anus itself but rather the posterior as a whole. Used as a casual remark of apprecation as opposed to a derogatory slur.
Man, did you see the Turd Cutter on that chick?
by M the Monk April 16, 2006
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turd basket

A turd basket is a name given to someone who is full of crap or someone who you know is telling a big dirty lie.
Can you belive that Johnny tried to tell us that crap, he's such a turd basket!
by Godfrey G July 4, 2006
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turdbucket

a dumb fuck person that dont know shit about notin
Oh my god Sgt Helton is a turdbucket!!!
by Helton April 18, 2008
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turd soup

A situation where by all is lost, everything has failed and there is no solution, the undertaking has turned into a steaming bowl of turd soup.
You are very rich and your wife finds you in bed with her best friend. She hires a famous lawyer and provides vivid photos of the event, turning your life into a steaming, stinking bowl of turd soup.
by J. Robert Parker June 27, 2008
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