trumpet pinky

Being a trumpet player and your right pinky is always sore from the oinky hook behind the valves.

Ouch, I can barely move my finger, I guess this is what I get for playing trumpet, trumpet pinky sucks. This trumpet sure is a brasshole.

by Swagbæ June 18, 2018

Trumpet

An instrument that makes a saxophone look like a useless sex toy for God's and is only created Zeus, the god of all gods of Greek mythology

When Zeus developed trumpets Trumpets, it was so beautiful that it made Satan remove the saxophone from his asshole

by Godly asshole March 9, 2018

Trumpet

Slang term for "Telephone"

I need a new trumpet this one's broke

by Meddler101 July 8, 2018

Trumpcest

When your father is the father of your children, because it’s just what you do when you’re the greatest and use the biggest words.

Observing the lines of orange-tinged children lining streets of the Moscow, Putin marveled, boasting “Has Trumpcest finally come for mother Russia?!?”

by Lex Hamilton August 3, 2018

Trumpeting

v. The act of a Trump supporter going on the internet and gloating.

Tom was Trumpeting all the time on social media so I smoked his ass off my friends list.

by Low Rent Crack October 9, 2018

Trumpets

The trumpet, a very nice instrument. The problem is the people playing it. 9.9999/10 they are too loud and 99.9999% of the time, the trumpets are assholes.

God the trumpets won’t shut the fuck up

by Yeetyeetboreet February 19, 2019

Trumpets

Sucking dick

The shordy linked my crib and ran trumpets styll

by Tronnastyll May 29, 2019