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Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.
"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."
by Nakris-2 October 22, 2023
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Totally Daddy

Totally Daddy is an expression or exclamation made as a synonym for good or awesome. Totally daddy is used for something being super good, daddy is used for something being good, and un-daddy is used for something being bad or awful. JY
“Hey! I just did a backflip!”

“That is totally daddy!

I just lost my credit card.”
“That is so un-daddy”
by Yes_. March 11, 2024
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Total Baddie

Having copious amounts of collagen.
Wow she’s a total baddie
by Urmom738728626 September 28, 2022
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total._.poser02

Someone: Who saved your life?

Me: It was total._.poser02 !
by Miss.johanssons.necklace April 10, 2022
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A total smoke

K: Have you met Stacy’s mom?
M: Yeah, she’s a total smoke
by kosibee03 July 3, 2020
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Yeah dude, totally.

Used as a response when someone expects you to care or get it, but you really dont.
Or when someone blurts out something akward/embarrassing but they dont realize it.
A: i miss my girlfriend
B: yeah dude, totally.

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A: My spotify wrapped came in! My top three was TV girl, Mommy sleeping aid ASMR and beabadobee!
B: yeah dude, totally.
by Anoneeneemus December 4, 2024
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