burning toast

An act of smoking pot while cooking on the hot line of a kitchen. You burn a piece of toast and put in in the hot window to cover up the smell of the pot being smoked.

Hey guys, it is now 420 and shouuldn't we be burning toast!

by b.groovy July 21, 2008

Toast Fucking

To F--- or to get F---ed by toast.

"That crescent roll stuff is for kids, I'm now into Toasting F---ing. Yesterday I took an entire loaf of nine grain for a little "How's your mother?".

by slopes May 31, 2005

Cinnamon Toast

Sliced bread that has been browned on both sides with heat that has been coated with a soft, pale yellow, fatty food and then layered with a spice that is dried aromatic tree bark ground into powder and mixed with a sweet-tasting substance, usually in the form of tiny hard white or brown grains.

I love to eat Cinnamon Toast.

by T N L Barth March 18, 2013

marmite on toast

When a person, after having a shit, wipes their arse on a friend leaving a thin layer of faeces giving the appearance of thinly spread marmite.

After eating a banana, Tom made Sindy fresh marmite on toast.

by Rob D Stag June 19, 2008

Toast Test

A test, usually quite random, to determine how lucky you will be that day. Your luck is determined by how unlikely the thing you predict to occur in the next time period, event, etc. is. The term comes from the first, and most common test, which is dropping a piece of buttered toast on a tabletop. If it lands butter side down, bad luck day. Butter side up is a good day. On it's side means that you should go buy a lottery ticket asap.
It's closely related to the spoon test which is when one puts a spoon under their pillow and then prays for a certain kind of weather the next day. The difference is that no "luck" is achieved by the spoon test, just a certain outcome.
Ancient, archaic forms of this test include plucking daisy petals and saying "he loves me, he loves me not", and breaking wishbones

I predict that 3 birds will land on this windowsill in the next 4 minutes.

My bagel landed cream cheese side up!
-Dude, lucky toast test!

by RedHawk007 December 9, 2009

Roasted and Toasted

The act of killing someone with a pistol while they are using their primary

I nearly Roasted and Toasted that kapkan

by 4eHeretic June 15, 2018

French Toast

When you pull the wedgie out of her ass with your teeth.

Oh my gosh honey, I have a wedgie from hell....Stop....Drop, ASS in the AIR....pull her pants down and shove those teeth in her ass, clamp down....and pull!!
"The French Toast" no mas wedgie

by @ssm@ster July 8, 2009