a fucking waste of my precious roblox time🙄 the math is just a whole other story! like wtf how is
argih3g23747 x ( -3845749876346482354396750768492763489 x 327359437 divided by 373459) x hgweihf384 gonna help me in life. ITS NOT! and the ela is also ridiculous why do i have to write a whole fucking essay about how emily ate a piece of pizza. the science too! like you think i wont remember the four seasons i dont need to know the exact second of the most recent person who took a fat fucking diarrhea ass shit on earth. i dont wanna fucking be albert einstein when i grow up. what if i wanna be a fat fucking pig who eats potato chips and plays roblox all day. social studies.... I dont need to know about early fucking men and how they survived like i dont give a fuck about how they fought 8638243578 lions to eat everyday. now i just pull my fatass up to the drive through of mcdonalds and get my chicken nuggets. physical education though.. i dont see the fatass teachers doing jumpingjacks! most of the time they're lazy fucking asshole just sits there the whole time watching us sweat our asses off doing pushups. they force you to play soccer with these hoes that cant even kick the ball straight and they get pissed off when someone doesnt pass the ball to them everytime. they need to go back to kindergarten to fucking share and stop whining everytime they dont get their way. then you will get an F IF YOU DONT FUCKING PARTICIPATE.
argih3g23747 x ( -3845749876346482354396750768492763489 x 327359437 divided by 373459) x hgweihf384 gonna help me in life. ITS NOT! and the ela is also ridiculous why do i have to write a whole fucking essay about how emily ate a piece of pizza. the science too! like you think i wont remember the four seasons i dont need to know the exact second of the most recent person who took a fat fucking diarrhea ass shit on earth. i dont wanna fucking be albert einstein when i grow up. what if i wanna be a fat fucking pig who eats potato chips and plays roblox all day. social studies.... I dont need to know about early fucking men and how they survived like i dont give a fuck about how they fought 8638243578 lions to eat everyday. now i just pull my fatass up to the drive through of mcdonalds and get my chicken nuggets. physical education though.. i dont see the fatass teachers doing jumpingjacks! most of the time they're lazy fucking asshole just sits there the whole time watching us sweat our asses off doing pushups. they force you to play soccer with these hoes that cant even kick the ball straight and they get pissed off when someone doesnt pass the ball to them everytime. they need to go back to kindergarten to fucking share and stop whining everytime they dont get their way. then you will get an F IF YOU DONT FUCKING PARTICIPATE.
by maddie_1873 November 1, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. The reason why we can't live by the saying...."live your life to the fullest" and the other saying "live like there's no tomorrow"
by it cant be December 10, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. Where children are mercilessly forced to do incredibly awful and boring things, and constantly overworked. See also, torture.
by skidaddleskidoodle June 13, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. 
A place where you go to take notes on a piece of paper, in which then you are given another piece of paper you have to fill out called “homework.” after that, you will be given yet another piece of paper to fill out called an “exam.” After repeating that for 12 years, you fill out thousands of pieces of paper only to be given yet another piece of paper called a “diploma.”
If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
(After graduation)
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
by Boss 7067 January 30, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. Just your parents way of saying jail, but they make it sound fun. You get tortured and it's the worst place to be in.
by Life💞👎🏻 July 8, 2017
Get the Schoolmug.