Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock)

Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys

by ur mum's sneaky link April 06, 2022

A Tiny Ethnic Minority

"OoOoOoOoOo! Gehfoigal! We're just a wittle goim! And we're surrounded by EVIL!" Israe shill

Hym "A tiny ethnic minority!? You're surrounded by hostile forces!? You WANTED TO BE THERE! You wanted to be there so bad you murdered and displaced all of the people that were living there! And now you're doing a genocide to stay there! You don't get to pull the 'We're a defenswess wittle goim' You ARE where you want to be... At the cost of everyone around you... And somehow you're still the underdog in your own delusional mind. I mean, he sounds like a football player in between halves! 'Yeah, no, we're used to a scrap but we're really gonna take it to em in the second half!'

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Tiny egg roll

Super small penis, usually owned by someone of Asian heritage

"Did you have sex with Sonny?" "Hellll no! He's got a tiny egg roll!"

by Pickle Smash May 27, 2013

tiny dick nick

a boy who will play you over and over and not care about how much he is hurting you. he will probably talk to many other girls when he is telling you he is “loyal” and you are the “only one”. He may be hot but he will try and get with your friends when he is talking to you. he will probably send dick picks to all of your friends even if they don’t ask or just send a black screen. he will try to make you feel like you were the reason he wasn’t willing to keep dating after a few days. he will lie to you and try to cover it up by lying and getting his friends to either lie or he will lie to them. he can not be trusted and he will hurt you and every girl he will get with be he used girls for fun.

girl one: tiny dick nick hurt me over and over
girl two: i knew he was bad don’t let girl three talk to him she will take him even if he hurt you and even if you are still not over him

girl three: girl one said she was over him so i’m going to date him and hurt her anyway

by bigbootysusie May 04, 2020

tiny angry

A baby that cries constantly and for absolutely no reason.

"I was trying to go to sleep but tiny angry cried all night."

by Webster5000 July 01, 2014

Tiny Apple

A cherry.

"'ey, you got any o' dem tiny apples?"

"Pretty please with a tiny apple on top?"

"Sundaes are great with maraschino tiny apples."

by jmanjunk September 07, 2016

Tiny Defense

An IOS and Android tower defense game where tiny robots called "Minirobots" defend their home planet from invaders called the "Machines".

Me: Damn, I almost forgot all about Tiny Defense. I'd whittle away many a happy hour fighting the Machines with the help of the Minirobots. It's times like these when I know I grew up too fast.

by MalumLibrum958 January 02, 2023