thunder thighs

when a chick's booty is so fat her thighs look like canons of muscle that could choke a horse. men are initially attracted because of the hourglass effect but once she gets naked you realize you're really just having sex with an enormous woman.

chick thinks she's hot but truth is no one wants those 50 pound thunder thighs. god damn woman put down the chicken wings and eat a salad.

by summer_ass_cheese August 28, 2022

Thunder Egg

A nug of weed that's been singed on the outside, but still has green on the inside.

Yo, don't dump that bowl! There's still a thunder egg or two in there!

by ';ljm';jm';j';j';k' October 17, 2015

Thunder Dan

The greatest elliptigo riding Track Coach and Geometry Teacher in the history of Marquette High School.

No one could keep up with Thunder Dan as he tore up the Milwaukee streets on his elliptigo.

by thunderdanfanclub May 2, 2019

thunder war

when two people have an argument over something and they get pissed and fight . First their actions appear and then their voice

ON MSN !
Alicia : (A)

Brad : Now you think you're such an angel ?
Alicia : WTF ? You think am not ?
Brad : Hey come on now dont start a thunder war ... am just jocking with you

by Pendano August 21, 2009

thunder closet

The bathroom, particularly the one where you would poop.

I am about to hunker down in the ol thunder closet and launch a big ol steamy sewer pickle.

by goodolick May 8, 2015

Crusty Thunder

A thicc girl with thunder thighs, and a crusty asshole that has a heavy stench of dry shit. The smell is much more potent when the girl has swamp ass and the sweat moisturizes the shit. Girls like this have poor hygiene, and typically don't shower in the morning.

Guy #1: Damn dude I fucked this chubby girl last night, but I couldn't finish cuz it was so hard to put my dick in and her asscrack smelled horrible!
Guy #2: Damn dude I can't believe you fucked a crusty thunder.

by Alanzo Package July 29, 2016

Louisiana thunder

Bad ass Ham Radio Operator, usually wears pit vipers, sleeve less shirts, and uses a lollipop mic. Loves to give radio checks.

Call Louisiana thunder on America link if you need a radio check.

by Rod jackson February 16, 2023