Treadmill Dick

After sex or a blowjob, feeling the sensation of the act hours after it's happened- similar to getting off a treadmill and still feeling like you're on it.

"My girl just gave me the best head, like, an hour ago. Now I've got treadmill dick"

by wowwwwwluigi June 26, 2017

threat level mud-night

When you're experiencing a bout of diarrhea that is threatening to come out when you don't want it to.

Wife to husband while driving: baby, I'm need to find a bathroom, it's threat level mud-night.

by Devil's Workshop November 23, 2017

Theadin

A short but will become tall in the future,cute,dank meme lord,has many friends,plays videogams,has parents that are dealing with issues but will figure it out soon,a person that will date a female that is smart makes good grades makes him feel things he cant explain.

theadin,the dank meme lord

by DR pepper lover24 April 3, 2018

Treadmill Argument

An opinion driven argument that goes nowhere and solves nothing, typically religious or political in nature, made by people who only think they're correct.

Do you want to actually figure out what's wrong here, or exercise your mouth with this treadmill argument?

by Alysnwonderland May 17, 2018

Treadmill boy

Treadmill boy is what you call dat boi that jumped on a moving treadmill

Peric erry is THE treadmill boy he done goofed

by NOT JOEY JOHNSTON 1 December 15, 2018

Treadmill Pinch

A Treadmill Pinch happens when you try to have sex with the gap between your treadmill and the floor, then by some mistake the treadmill is turned on and it rips your foreskin off giving you a Jewish trim.

Example: you hear about Johnny's Treadmill Pinch? There's still foreskin all over his workout room

by Mr.FoxNoir June 17, 2019

Thnead

Weed or Marijuana that has been sucked dry of it's THC.

John who had just bought weed and had his first try was disappointed to realize he was scammed out of his money since the weed he bought were thnead.

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019