the kenyan runs

the worst possible case of the shits you could imagine
you literally have to spend the entire day on the toilet in order to survive

Greg ate a taco with a side of indian food.
He's got the kenyan runs

by Ro Ro June 30, 2007

Mose running

Mose run can be used as a way to explain our running form, but when called in distress it can mean to Mose run out of a problem or emergency. Mose running is the only correct way to run.

"Bro I hate it here we should Mose run out of here and get some kids meals"

"yeah man sounds like a great idea I love Mose running"

by Livingnoodle May 3, 2021

Shit and run

Taking a dump at work in another department's bathroom and leaving before anyone recognizes you.

I'm currently on the toilet in step 1 of a shit and run.

by OhNoOhYeah March 3, 2017

Commit-and-Run

noun

The act of jumping with both feet into a quick, fully-committed relationship followed by immediate withdrawal.

adjective

Denoting or intended for demonstrating immediate commitment for the sake of quickness or effect rather than for permanency.

"My new boyfriend felt sure we had a connection from day one and were destined to be together; then scared the shit out of himself and ran away. I was the victim of a commit-and-run."

"commit-and-run men who lead women into believing that they are the one, in the first few dates, only to never be heard from again"

by Sky Spang November 20, 2019

Wolf Run

The act of running,sprinting, or jogging on a full moon night, completely in the nude. Participators may or may not where tennis shoes for comfort. Preferred method to run is with a group or "pack".

I'm going on a wolf run tonight. Are you going to the wolf run?

by Constantine1230 May 13, 2015

Ghetto Run

The act of running with stolen goods under both arms. And instead of taking small steps you take long strides.

Ronny: Hey look!

Ethan: What...Oh Its that crack head from the ghetto. running with some speakers. yup he's doing the Ghetto Run.

Ronny: yup. Those look a little like my speakers... Oh shit get him!

by urbanmacgyver July 29, 2009

run belly

Caribbean term for diarrhea or loose bowels.

"All that liquor is giving me run belly."

by ScorpioSista July 7, 2018