baternity leave

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.

Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."

by Grandsire May 4, 2020

Leaves in the gutter

The act of stuffing toilet paper between one’s butt cheeks to prevent a shart from soiling your underwear.

Dave: I have a bad case of bubble gut. I almost shit my pants.
Mike: You need to stuff some leaves in the gutter so you don’t shit yourself again.

by BLiv July 16, 2025

pa-leave

To ask someone to Politely to leave or Please leave

Keith walks out of his room and says word of the day is pa-leave PLEASE LEAVE

by Baby Dru November 20, 2021

I am leaving to get the milk

The last thing your father said before he left.

"I am leaving to get the milk." - Your father

Son, I am leaving to get the milk.

by whenimetyainthesuma July 24, 2022

Leaving the dog out to dry

Leaving one's penis outside of the presumed atire, solo (a.k.a. sans balls).

Leaving the dog out to dry is a euphemism which can be defined as, leaving one's penis external from the assumed attire.

In context: *Dave exits the gentleman's bathroom, penis exposed from his Chino Shorts.

Rhonda: Leaving the dog out to dry, are we?

by Dave1256 March 7, 2024

am good leave me alone

My man says this to me when I ask him was he real about telling me would be together in September What does it mean?

I ask my man if he was serious about us being together in September and he said am good leave me alone

by anonymous May 19, 2021

mustard all over his leaving friend

A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.

Friend: Wassup?
Me: mustard all over his leaving friend.
Friend: No.

by alecwind July 18, 2021