Swedish Delight

Another enigmatically-awesome limited release from Caldwell, the Caldwell Lost and Found Swedish Delight showcases an oily Ecuadorian Habano wrapper over Dominican binder and a propriety blend of vintage, long-leaf tobaccos from the Dominican Republic. This balanced blend recipe gives life to a silky and mellow tasting profile with poppin’ woody flavor. Keeping in line with the rest of the Lost & Found cigars, these are vintage sticks that Robert Caldwell “discovered” in his travels and re-branded for limited release. What can we say, the man has good taste.

The Caldwell Swedish Delight is one tasty smoke.

by Gainmymind December 20, 2021

Swedish koi pond

This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.

“Mike send the boys a pic of your Swedish koi pond!”

Mike: “I lost one in there from last time!”

by Koi pond guy March 9, 2024

Swedish Money Shot

When a man or woman is masturbating and as they are about to reach climax they lay on their back, roll up on their shoulders with their legs leaned back over their head and ejaculate into their own mouth/face.

I was watching this dude jerk it at the park and “BOOM” dude flips over on his back and gives himself the Swedish Money Shot, legs kicking in the air and everything!

by MrNutWrecker October 29, 2025

Swedish Bite

A phrase that is used when everyone refuses to finish the last “bite” or portion of food at the table.

Usually shown as a sign of respect

“We have one more cupcake left. Are you going to eat it?”
“I can’t. It’s the Swedish bite”

by Cowchiemane February 26, 2022

Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

Swedish scammer

Same as indian scammers but they do something else. They say for example Gongrats you won scams that you open presents. And when you tap on one of these it comes up a porn image.

Denis: Oh no a swedish scammer! I can not remove the virus!
Scammer: Hahahahaha

by Shotgunner922 March 27, 2019

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.

Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.

John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."

John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).

by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025