Rusty Kiss

When you have a case of diarrhea and you press your asshole on a chicks face and fart causing a little brown spot to remain on her cheek from the exhaust.

Last night I had some bad Indian food. I ended up giving my girlfriend a rusty kiss.

by SavageSlayer October 9, 2009

Rusty Beard

When you are eating a chick and she shits on your face.

Dude, i was having fun with this chick last night and she gave me a rusty beard.

by Cory Mohr January 2, 2009

Rusty Handcuff

A sexual maneuver, where when being anally fisted a person clenches their anus so tightly that the 'fister' is unable to remove their hand from the 'fistee'.

"I was fisting this Craiglist hooker when all of a sudden she gave me the rusty handcuff. I had to wear her like a sock puppet for nearly an hour."

by Ten-eight March 28, 2015

rusty runway

When you dont wipe your ass or chode area

My ass itches i got a rusty runway

by Hyperstrike June 11, 2006

Rusty Steamwhistle

A girl with diarrhea that's getting fucked in the ass then has a massive explosion that escapes under pressure around your dick.

Dude I was poundin your mom's ass when she let out a rusty steamwhistle and shouted "Quittin' Time Son!"

by Rusty Posse December 29, 2010

rusty donut

The rusty donut is when you get arrested, and the police officer says he'll only let you go if you eat his rusty donut, which means he wants you to lick his butthole.

the cop said if I eat his rusty donut, he'll let me go.

by RapscallionATX July 8, 2006

Rusty Ogre

when a man is having anal sex with a woman/man and gets a blowjob directly afterward causing feces to rub off on their teeth, giving them the resemblance of an ogres

haha I just gave that chick a rusty ogre

by Satanicus Lucifarus Ex Mortis December 28, 2007