Old Raisin

When a girl is so ugly that it makes your dick shrivel up like a raisin

Bro I was hard, then I saw her and got an old raisin

by DFlantheMan May 29, 2018

Old Fart

Someone so old that even their farts smell like the opening of a Egyptian tomb

MY DAD IS SUCH A OLD FART

by Yo momma68 March 25, 2022

old or asian

An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.

100% Accuracy rate.

Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"

by Averageaussietrashcan May 20, 2018

Old tricks

Dropping the hand on a girl without foreplay or kissing.

Fat Pat did old tricks last night in the middle of the pub.

by Fat Pat Lad August 26, 2013

Old Church

An old church is a beautiful masterpiece of religious architecture and will stand out in any town or setting. Old Churches that are either made from wood or from stone are different from more modern churches simply because they feature a beautiful relaxing space with lots of nice colours. Lots of elegant churches like this can be found a lot in England, America, Australia and New Zealand. They look the best when they are in a country setting with surrounding trees and lakes.

I prefer "Old Churches" rather than modern churches

by BlackTie12 February 21, 2020

Old iron

An older woman that does sexual favors for you without pay

That old iron hasn't been getting any play.

by Low-Key bruh September 5, 2023

old bag

There's no bag like an old bag, there's no bag I know...

Every hot young babe eventually in time becomes an old bag.

Most old bags belong to the bitchin' and moanin' (B&M) club.

by Jimbo Creamer July 25, 2010