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Weed goblin

A person who hordes weed or smokes huge amounts not to get high but just for the sake of consuming it
"Hey this joint is almost halfway done you should roll another"
"Dude stop being such a weed goblin its not gonna walk away"
by Jack.ingoff January 6, 2022
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Crack goblin

Someone who seems extremely drunk without touching any alcohol
My mother is a serious crack goblin she always seems drunk
by Rojo125 June 23, 2019
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reverse goblin

When one is laying on a bed (table, bench...) on their back with their head hanging off the edge and takes a dick in their mouth upside down and gives an amazing throat job.
This chick last night laid down on the bed and gave me the best reverse goblin I have ever had... when I was done I gave her a pearl necklace for her efforts!
by Clamout May 4, 2018
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Cock Goblin

Used for people who steals peoples virginity and is underave
Oh look there- it's the cock goblin paul
by AaronFearless November 4, 2021
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Bowl Goblin

The magic goblin that sneaks in to your room at night and smokes out of your bowl and torches all of your devil's lettuce
Hey bro, I think the bowl goblin broke in last night
by bowl,goblin, smoke, drug February 21, 2012
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Dingle Goblin

Sick perverts who live, swim and dine in the tanks of roadside splat toilets. They only surface to lick the scrotums and suck the assholes of their innocent victims. They love to drink piss and eat shit. But mostly, they love to taste the menstrual drippings from a dripping, stinking, hanging twat.
Why isn't Uncle Pervis at our Thanksgiving Dinner, little Johnny? I'll tell you why Unkie Pervis is not here. He's a Dingle Goblin and he's stuffing his face with bodily wastes instead of turkey...capisce?
by Pylomdasmartin May 9, 2018
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shitter goblin

a female buttocks
an ass that a girl has
it can be classified as good or bad
Mike: Yoo does she have a nice shitter goblin?
Bill: Yeah man, it's real nice.
Mike: Does she shit out of that thing everyday?
Bill: Yeah, but its still hot.
Mike: Solid
by JBreezy gets bitchez November 13, 2011
mugGet the shitter goblinmug.

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