I can't fine my jab

Do you know why? I do. And I could tell you what to do (in specificity) to fix the problem. Money back guaranteed. It's actually a good story.
"I can't fine my jab"

Hym "Ooo I want to tell him so bad! But I don't want to give it away. But I KNOW exactly what's going to happen. He's going to pay his coach. Instead of me. And I'm not going to get any credit. And that would be lame. But I'll do it. I can't do it here because I'll give it away. And I'm correct. It's good."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2023
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can't find the waist

a way to express/ compliment how absolutely snatched someone is. another way of expressing slay/ werk/ yass but more in regard to someones self appearance. can be used in a non-literal/ interchangeable manner.
"She looks so good in that dress/crop top/skirt/etc., we cant find the waist, it's missing"

"I just ate a salad/ jogged half a mile/ ate a grape/got out of bed for once, good luck finding my waist."

"SIS!! Bestie stop...you look so f***ing good, we can't find the waist, I need my GPS."
by tropicaltoucan September 08, 2024
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Y'all can't behave

An excuse for a moderator to lock a thread. Usually, it is for one of two reasons:

1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.

2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.
Commenter 1: How did this get 2000 upvotes in 30 minutes?

—Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!

——Commenter 3: inb4y'all can't behave

One hour later…

Moderator: locked 'cuz y'all can't behave💀

deleted: removed

—deleted: removed

——deleted: removed
by bruhthisismyhandle August 13, 2022
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Ka-can't-think

Ka-can't-think
/k-a 'kant THiNGk/

A term for a person who's stupid and ignorant

But still has the audacity to do things to other people
Youre an ka-can't-think person
My ka-can't-think neighbor can't stop talking

My ka-can't-think friend wants a debate
by Worldwar5 April 21, 2022
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I can't compeed

When the blister already burst and you can't put a Compeed brand band aid on it
"Try putting on a Compeed" - "Nah, bitch's already burst, i can't compeed!"
by Myam13 March 30, 2021
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You can't be the best

Correct. The slot has already been filled. There's one spot available and, like, I am the guy so...
Hym "He's right! You can't be the best. I am already that... Forever... And even if I had never existed... The fact that I COULD HAVE theoretically exist and would have been better means that I'm still theoretically better than you would be in my absence... So, Yeah... Both physically and theoretically impossible."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
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can't wanna

can't wanting to do something
by I can't wanna make a name September 22, 2017
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