Hoochie Stain

noun: The stain not uncommonly found at the bottom of women's underwear, which could result from Monistat, Vagisil or any other creamy feminine hygiene product that can be taken and result in leaving a yellowish-white stain on the bottom support of the panty. Often does not wash out.

Can also be used as a slanderous insult to imply that said women has loose sexual morals, especially if the user does their laundry.

Girl 1: "OMG, Brianna just got a car and an iPad for her 16th birthday! I am *so* jealous!"

Girl 2: "Um... yah, but she's nasty. When I spent the night, her mother put her on blast by saying that she couldn't wash the hoochie stains out of her underwear!"

Girl 1: "Ugck! Gross-!"

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Ex-BF of Girl: "Hey. Now that her and I aren't together, you can have this-" -Throw Panties-

New BF of Girl: "Dude! Good looking out! Thank you-"

Ex-BF of Girl: "Don't thank me, she left a little present in there for ya."

-New BF is stunned to find a Hoochie stain in underwear-

by A_Funny_Definition_Actually October 23, 2011

Cum stain

When you jerk off you get shots out of you penis

A cum stain is something that happens durning jerking off

by Your mom is horny as fuck October 22, 2019

the granny stain

The act of the granny stain involves a well matured female wearing adult diapers. Before sexual activity takes plac, the gilf unleashes a slick wet shit in the diaper. The male then removes the diaper and places it on the grannies chest at which point he mounts the grandmother in the missionary position and proceeds to smear the poo all over grannies chest with his chest.

Your grandmother is still recovering from the granny stain I gave her last night.

by cubanbutthorn September 4, 2011

cum stain

a reference to a person who did something wrong.

i.e. my god that guy is such a cum stain
i.e. dude don't be a cum stain let's go.

by jamigre October 5, 2003

shit stain

a person who u just wanna make fun of

i hate that kid, he's a shit stain

by Hulkamania March 22, 2009

Ass stain

A stain normally left on tighty whities after you take a poop wipe then do some sort of exercise and light brown marks show up!

Patrick was running in his tighty whities again when he took them off there was an ass stain in them

by B-rad m May 2, 2008

Hot stain

1. A hot stain is a region of the world where safe drinking water has been depleted.

2. A mess left on an intern's dress after a late night rendezvous.

The blue dress had a hot stain on it.

by hitek vagabond March 26, 2009