pygmy hog

SLANG:
Remarkably unattractive creature (typically used in a derogatory manner to describe a woman).

WIKIPEDIA:

Pygmy hog (Porcula salvania) is an endangered species of small wild pig, previously spread across India, Nepal, and Bhutan but now only found in Assam. The current world population is about 150 individuals or fewer. Recent conservation measures have improved the prospects of survival in the wild of this critically endangered species.

My friends promised they would set me up with a hotty, but she turned out to be a total pygmy hog.

by bcmoney January 19, 2011

Poo Hog

An individual who is grossly overweight, perpetually sweats from every crevice of his or her body, and often times is unable to get up out of their medical grade recliner to escape their own filth without the help of Fire/EMS. While they would ideally enjoy making it to the restroom to void their bowels on their own, the over exertion will cause them to void prematurely, adding to what is the litter box they will call their sty. Some may even be related to a Chestermite.

Bryan told Don that he was sick of picking poo hogs off their floor.

by Pass the bavoisier April 3, 2022

Raw-hog

When you handle a hedge hog with bare hands

Nice hedge hog, can I raw-hog him?

by The Late Shakespeare April 29, 2020

murder hog

name of either a fast and destructive vehicle, or a bong that hits too hard

Q: Hey can you come pick me up?
A: Yeah, I'm rollin in da murder hog.

Let's go to my house and hit the murder hog!

by M-Gangsta July 26, 2009

Hog Clan

A group of rowdy fun loving men. We eat hog daily. Join the clan to cum instantly

I am in the hog clan

please join

by old crumbler December 9, 2018

raw hog

Fucking a fat chick without a condom

I just raw hoged fat pat.

by Raw hogger November 30, 2016

hog slap

When you make a large grunt, like a hog and which you slap the shit out of your significant other.

Person 1: Hey! I just hog slapped the shit out of Mitchell last night!
Person 2: Oh Yeah, how'd you do that?
Person 1: I just made a huge ass snort and THEN I freaking slapped it, it was great!!!

by iughlokj April 15, 2018