Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.

Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011

Fat greasy hoe

Usually a girl who gives off crackhead vibes. Most likely named Carina or Violet.

Omg did you see carina and violet today??
Yeah
Violet is a real fat greasy hoe
Carina too

by Carinaparkeywarkey October 28, 2019

Greasy gaz

Greasy gaz is where your hair is uncontrollable greasy with large amounts of grease being made every minute. To be called greasy gaz your name must also be Hugo with gaz being a abriviation for Hugo.

Damm greasy gaz, your looking greasy as frick

by Raredog21-69 September 17, 2019

Greasy Duck

When a turd is shot from one mouth to the other making a “duck like” face to more easily yeet the turd properly.

Colton and Paige enjoyed playing a game of greasy duck nude on the patio.

by RachMyz87 September 10, 2021

Greasy

When calling someone “greasy”, it means that what they’re doing, or generally how they’re acting is bad. This term is usually used to describe criminals who do easy or just scummy crimes.

“Really, Ricky? Stealing barbecues? That’s just greasy.”

by Angryboi July 1, 2022

Greasy Sandwich

When you blow your load between a girls boobs then squeeze them together

Last night I gave my girlfriend a greasy sandwich.

by avrgcock January 15, 2014