no-fault fart

A fart that is not purposely spewed into the air, such as when someone is laughing uncontrollably, working out to the max, etc. A no-fault fart does not need to be apologized for, and no one shall take offense to its occurrence.

dude 1:"Man, that joke was so funny, and i was laughing so hard that it just happened, im sorry"

dude 2: "No need to apologize, it was a no-fault fart, i could have happened to anyone in your situation"

by BigShooter March 31, 2009

whisper farts

When you're laying in bed ultra gassy and endlessly farting hiss tone farts. Usually these farts are extremely vile due to some mystery fast food protein eaten earlier or the previous day.

Dude, last night the room was thick and humid from my whisper farts.

by 88-0554 September 19, 2013

injecto-fart

When a fart is injected into a cushion, pillow, or other textile-based object causing the fart molecules to be trapped in the fibers creating a longer-lasting fart smell effect.

"Oh man, I put my head on the pillow to take a nap, but my dad injecto-farted into it and it smelled rank!"

by Gaylord Chavez the Third July 12, 2012

Fart Fetish

Why are you searching this?

Do you have a fart fetish?

by poofart96 August 21, 2023

Fart Meiser

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.

Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.

by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011

Cider Fart

gas passed through the anal vent, with a distinctive egg smell with a hint of apple

Bob - "What's that rotten smell, oh wait it has a bit of a nice fragrance"

Mike - "It's my cider fart"

by dalek boab May 24, 2010

fart whispering

A highly evolved talent, formed over a rich lifetime of direct human experience understanding the motivations for farting in any given situation as well as knowing what has been consumed to power the sound and the stench of the flatus itself.

Early on I realized that I excel in the highly sought-after area of expertise called “fart whispering” quite by accident; my profoundly flatulent father may have spawned this esoteric interest to begin with but it is my work in men’s prisons that has allowed me to become as highly adept as I am today.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019