Angry Catfish

A sex position/act where you get catfished, but go along with it. Then pin the catfisher in a tub full of water while fucking them in the ass, and yell, "I've got a big one here!" It's best if you also have a beer and yell your fishing buddies name.

Thank god for the Angry Catfish. That one night stand would have been a bust without it!

by qTay June 11, 2020

angry hamster

When you're mad at your boyfriend so you blow another dude, then keep his jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then, you go back to your manwhore and make out with him, giving him some of your hamster load.

Daquain didn't buy me the right type of ice cream so I went to the club and gave him an angry hamster when I got back.

by Steffaninja June 23, 2017

angry clucker

The art of holding someone in a chicken wing arm hold, and having anal sex, while using only hot sauce (more specifically sriracha) as a lubricant.

Guy 1: Did you hear what I did to becky last night?

Guy 2: No what did you do?

Guy 1: I gave her the angry clucker, that bitch sounded like a rooster in a farm machinery accident.

by Jerseymk2 June 11, 2021

Angry Giraffe

When your wife keep trying to give you a hand job, with no lube and your dick becomes ruggedburned.

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My wife forgot the lube last night in her excitement and now I got an angry Giraffe

by Angry Giraffe April 17, 2017

The Angry Librarian

The art of rolling up a paper back book and inserting it into the anus.

Stephanie, the angry librarian, got mad at a child and shove a paperback book up his anus.

by 527283747 May 5, 2015

angry boy

bakugou

"you try anything funny and I'll blow your ass up so bad that they would be piecing you back together for weeks!"

bakugou is a really angry boy

by round face May 22, 2020

angry sponsor

AA sponsor who is always pissed off, rides you because his life sucks and it makes him feel better

My new AA sponsor is an angry sponsor, he must not be getting laid right.

by DaTraveler November 25, 2013