textonic

A based man.

(Male) Right: (says something based)
Left: Quit being so Textonic

by αтσм#1544 July 30, 2022

texon

reckoned to be approximately 1000 miles, but in reality no one other than a pure-blooded texan knows the standard equivalent of a texon.

by Anonymous April 17, 2003

Texmont

the illest rap label ever..a mix of Texan bull and Vermont cow

Yo texmont has the illest sh*t i ever done hear

by clif October 27, 2003

Texmont

Rap produced by a sexin texan and a...vermonter's daughter (for lack of a better rhyme). The Vermonter is not a cow by any means, she does however partake in cow-tipping.

Hey hey hey! You hear that new rap song by texmont?It's so ill!

by lindsay November 1, 2003

textingophile

Textingophile is one who loves texting, a little too much, were it gets annoying.

This guy is such a textingophile, he never stops sending me texts.

by e-moohaha-mi December 25, 2008

textnosis

Hypnosis caused by receiving text messages from someone because the SMS message server sends them out of order.

Last night I was in textnosis when I congratulated Happy New Year to this girl, and her responses came out of order because the servers were jammed.

by guesswholaura January 1, 2009

Textron

Someone who is on their phone texting way too much.

Mom: Go to bed, you haven't slept or taken a shower all week! You're such a textron.

by Dudeskil11 May 13, 2009