pasta test

A simple way to test how loose or tight an anus is. Simply stick as many pieces of dry pasta in the anus as you can without breaking any. Anything over 30 is usually a fail. Use angel hair if your really picky

Mark: how was fucking that chick last night?
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks

by Batboykidman October 10, 2017

Big Testes

Something you say when you feel very confident about a risky situation

I had big testes when my friend dared me to do something.

by Scott360 April 11, 2017

PARCC test

1. A standardized test given in the state of Maryland.

2. An absolutely pointless excuse for Pearson Education to steal money from schools
3. The list of things I hate about this test extends from here to mars.

"The PARCC test, brought to you by pearson education. All rights reserved." "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

by xkruthlieuarhgoiqent4c June 11, 2017

slap testing

slapping another before a fight to see how tough they are

We are going to do slap testing before beating the shit out of one another.

by lamelosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa July 8, 2017

testing the woodchipper

Anal sex.

He was testing the woodchipper.

by MantarayViper March 5, 2017

tard of the test

When you check the class low on a test and it matches up with your score.

Hey bro.. I got a 53 on the chemistry test. Wait, the class low was a 53.. aw man I'm the tard of the test.

by cyberfazed February 1, 2018

eating a test

1) The test was easy for you, you finished it in 20 Minutes and you're proud of your work.

2) You got a bad grade on your test so you litteraly put it in your mouth and swallow it to make the evidence disappear.

1) Damn it was so easy, I ate this math test !

2) Shit, if my parents discover this grade, I'm dead ! I'm going to eat it for breakfast !!!

Man, I never thought that eating a test was so tasty.

by Thunder07 December 10, 2020