Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed)

(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!

Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!

by sweetpea April 8, 2004

Pirate Teeth

Upon removing the rusty trombone, the rust on the trombone comes off on the lips as they cup the instrument so when she smiles, it adheres to the teeth.

Pirate Teeth: Rust removed from the Trombone

by JayG. October 12, 2008

nice teeth

Nice teeth is a term guys use to tell each other there are a nice set of tits near by.

That waitress has some nice teeth! Meaning she has a nice rack.

by Kbbq October 24, 2013

shit your teeth

Especially on the day after a night of heavy drinking, when you spend so much time on the john that it feels like your going to shit every part of your body, including your teeth.

Man I was so hungover and spent so much time on the crapper it fealt like I was gonna shit my teeth.

Damn, dawg you were in there so long I thought you were gonna shit your teeth.

by stevejunior July 17, 2009

fatty bum teeth

someone who is so FAT they have layers that look bum and they find teeth inside that bum

"hayley" Have you seen the fatty bum teeth jude?
"jett" Yea he fatty bum teeth as fuck.

by duckoo April 13, 2023

teeth breaker

A sexual Power move comprised of a repetitive jack hammer like striking of the female partner's teeth with an erest penis. The goal of said manuever wouldbe to fracture the aforementioned female's teeth in the process.

"Ewww! look at Brit's Teeth!" "Dude thats all me, I was hittin that last night when she told me i was doin it wrong so i pulled the Teeth Breaker and that kinkie bitch loved it!"

by Plezbo September 17, 2003

Teeth Waxing

When your going down on someone with a bushul of pubic hair, and when your done... They gotta strip of hair missing and its in your teeth.

Ricky went down on Vada's Hairy Scabby Beva and performed a good ol' fashion teeth waxing, so she could wear her new bikini.

by Stacey Port January 2, 2009