Right Tard

A member of the right wing, Republican, Tea Party etc. that continually spews ridiculous nonsense, despite the lack of facts or proof.

That Sarah Palin sure is one huge right tard.

Right Tard by Northern Pain August 25, 2010

e-tard 

1.one who is still feeling sketchy off the effects of ecstacy.

2.those who are retarded due to excessive use of ecstacy.

1.when i wake up in the morning and feel a crazy afterglow from the rave last night, i feel e-tarded.

2.those e-tards in the corner of a rave that stand around like dumbasses talking about nothing and giving eachother massages.

e-tard by pinky June 30, 2004

Hard for Tard

Getting sexually aroused by a disabled person.

"Dude, you're so hard for tard."

Hard for Tard by Psymon- September 21, 2006

Tater tard 

A person that has a lack of common sense.

May be expressed as " not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree"

Ex) What a "tater tard" she just passed out on the urinal !!!

Carl: O wut securities coming, your done
Ferg: No, way ill just say this is my cone baby
Carl: You tater tard that won't work
Ferg: I got over the fact my baby's got a cone head he should too!

All people in scary movies that walk toward the presence of imminent danger

Your friend you just said wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed

Tater tard by Cone Baby November 2, 2009

Chief Tard 

To be the biggest retard in a particular group. The position can change at any time if there is enough reason for the swap.

Chief Tards are often admired by the lesser tards who hope one day to become such a mighty idiot.

"Alan is Chief Tard."
"But what about the Hawk? He walked all the way to Winterhold!"
"hmmmm... No, Alan is still Chief Tard."

Chief Tard by The Whenj February 23, 2012

Intellec-tard 

One who in spite of his/her radical intelligence is prone to being; socially inept, devoid of common sense or likely to perform bonehead actions.
The state of intellec-tardation may also be acquired through excessive use drugs or alcohol. This state may fade, however the actions and reputation may live on in infamy.

Billy was a bright kid, but had a bad habit of becoming an Intellec-tard after his 3rd beer resulting in drooling and an inability to shut up!

Intellec-tard by hawesome1 January 14, 2014

Shard tard

When you first get out of jail and you attempt to get high on dope. The smallest amount turns you into a shard tard.

Hey I'm out who wants to make me Shard tard?

Shard tard by ivana flailsomemore November 27, 2016