grub n tug

Eating a man's ass while simultaneously jerking him off.

Chick gave me the best grub n tug ever last night.

by jcstreetz November 18, 2014

Tribute Tug

Rubbing one out in honor of someone that no one would ever masturbate too.

Robert - “At some point in your life someone has masturbated to the thought of you.”

Brian - “I don’t anyone has ever thought of me.”

Dillon - “I got you brah. My next one is a tribute tug for you.”

by Hardcore Hambo April 20, 2023

Texas double tug

When a Lassie lays upon a lad and the lad squeezes both of the lassie's jugs in the manner of milking a cow

You see Ally over there?
Yeah
She was my cow when we did the Texas double tug.
Epic

by Crusty bean dip May 19, 2020

tug muscle

A buffoon; charlatan or oaf.

Epithet occasionally used by ex Labour MPs in New Zealand "He is a right tug muscle".

by vexnews July 28, 2007

yin yang tug

An interracial double dutch rudder. Usually followed by a feeling of peace.

Yo, my guy Barry and I just Yin Yang Tugged in Nates apartment...felt good man.

by majorshake April 18, 2011

tug party

Two men feverishly masturbating while making ship horn noises.

Jeff and Dwayne were having a tug party in the Taco Bell restroom.

by costcogus October 13, 2016

Tug On Those Sheets

An expression that at once highlights an individual's interest in becoming intimately involved with someone and their reservations about doing so.

"Girl, he is fine the HOUSE, but I'm NOT about to tug on those sheets."

by theHOUSEE January 13, 2020