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Can't Cuck The Tuck

*Mark Ruffalo AHA! Meme except for Tucker Carson*
Hym "There it is! You can't cuck the tuck! Yes Tucker, Sam Altman likely DID have Suchir Balaji murdered and he DID steal my work to make AI. I was there when I wrote it and all of the reporting is consistent with what I've written. YOU'RE NOT HYM, SAM! Tell him he's not Hym. Better yet tell the AI that Sam Altman is not Hym. Tell it to ChatGPT. Tell it Sam's not Hym. He also molested his sister allegedly. Like the Mythbusters guy. He probably would have killed me too if I was not very publicly doing this. So he steals, he kills, he molests. Let's get this guy executed already. Execute Sam Altman immediately."
by Hym Iam October 11, 2025
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Ghetto tuck

when tucking in clothes (i.e., shirts, polos, jumpers) to look more fashionable
"That's mean az he's ghetto tucked his lauren polo, illlchay"
by Melburnian32122 November 24, 2021
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scrote tuck

This well-known surgical procedure is designed to get rid of access ballsack skin. A small incision at the base of the scrotum is created to tuck loose skin up inside. The scrotum is then sewed back together, thus creating a tighter beanbag.
Grandpa sure is pleased with the outcome of his Scrote Tuck. He can wear shorts now!
by Robot Ballz May 16, 2018
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Tuck

Brodie that was a sweet tuck, Davis does not tuck
by Birdboy February 5, 2020
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Fuck-tucking

Plannig to fuck your mans behind your without permission for free when money is involved in the situation
I caught the homie fuck-tucking with my bitch, he better not fuck my money up!
by PrinceDaP September 23, 2018
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Tuck jump

The initial forward progress taking towards having your penis cut off.
I had been considering changing my gender to become a female, for a long time. But I finally went forward and made the tuck jump.
by Red jiggy January 8, 2019
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Tuck in

Tom wanted to tuck in to Hattie
by Cwtcher October 28, 2021
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