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Leaving tracks

When you jizz in a bathtub that isn’t draining, so the jizz floats around, and then you get out and track jizz around the house.
Hey man, make sure to drain the tub after you finish so you aren’t leaving tracks in our house.
by KevinBacon39 September 22, 2022
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Working leave

An unconventional leave type that denotes the state of being on paid employment leave while actively working voluntarily. Sometimes the work is from home other times it involves working from office as usual. The term was first coined by Bankers from Nigeria's during the Corona virus pandemic when most people had to work remotely and is widely used by working professionals to refer to a not so conventional leave plan
1. Funmi asked Nkenna if he was planning on taking a working leave or a regular vacation as the year was almost over.

2. Amaka decided to take a working leave as she knew she'd have to come to the office once in a while during her leave period
by Checkmate001 May 8, 2020
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Leave the kids alone

So, don't teach them about religion, right? Do people want their kids being taught the being gay is wrong or the God doesn't make mistakes?
Hym "Hey, leave the kids alone with that religion bullshit. They don't have the mental capacity to tell the difference between reasonable beliefs and unreasonable beliefs and they're going to predicate their morality on a lie. If they're 18 and they want to believe that the creator of the universe spoke to the jews and talking donkeys, that's fine. But keep the kids out of it. Or kill some kids. Kill as many as you can. It'll be tight. And I'm like a diety now or like an ancient demon of something so if you do it in my name... I'll get points in Hell or something. Does hell have points? Is there a point system? Get 1000 points and you can exchange them for a nerf gun."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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OK, so, you going to bring him back then. You're not the president that just does whatever, therefore, you're not going to just leave him there. I mean, AFTER you make those fucking tech retards pay me but yeah. That is what the words you said meant just there.
Trump "If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there."

Hym "Ok... You see how you're trying to just leave him there, right? Like, you're claiming you're not the guy and then you are doing the thing that is commensurate with being the guy... So, bring him back. Pay me first AND NOT UNTIL but... There you go! You said you'd do the thing."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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Leave me alone type shift

When the girls all want you to shake your dreads so you have to tell them to leave you alone type shift.
Ex: All the girls wanted Dae-ho to shake is dreads but he had other needs to attend to so he said, "Ladies, leave me alone type shift."
by chadeesa October 2, 2025
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leave-uh-rite

LEAVE-UH-RITE is what you do with a person or an object that should never be touched, picked up, admired, put in your pocket , or especaily taken home....
STOP RITE THERE !!

YOU ARE LOOKING AT A LEAVE-UH-RITE.
HE IS A

LEAVE-UH -RITE.... IF YOU TAKE HIM FROM THERE YOU WILL HAVE TO DO A {PUT -UH -RITE }.
by Mrs. KNOWITALL. December 15, 2020
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