Thirsty Cum Sluts

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.

The newly purchased package of Thirsty Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.

by Mr. Scrickets December 13, 2008

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Thirteen

A supposedly unlucky number.

I can't touch you! You were born on the thirteenth day of September.

by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004

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thirsty sloot

a bitch who is dehydrated to the point where all she can think about is the johnse, and will do whatever it takes to schlob on your root.

tara reid and paris hilton are thirsty sloots

by janky mein November 16, 2005

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Thirsty

To be extremely desperate; wanting to be in a relationship really bad.

Girl: My boyfriend broke up with me last week.
Guy 1: That sucks, want to go out with me?
Guy 2: He's missing out, you're perfect. Go out with me?
Guy 3: You're beautiful. Give me a chance to make you happy.

"Ron was so thirsty, he asked out that girl faster than anyone else did."

by Giveth May 6, 2014

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