Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.

Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.

by slutface1 October 23, 2012

atomic toaster

When one cuts off his own penis, puts it in a toaster, and then puts the toaster into the microwave on high.

Guys did you hear about Christian? He did the atomic toaster last night

by WPftw December 25, 2019

Toaster

(Verb) to Chuck a toaster into someone’s bath, used in a phrase to tell someone to stop saying cursed shit.

Ted: ay you know you are manually breathing right now

Ed: Ted, I swear to fucking god I’m going to toaster you

by The inaccessible vegetable November 22, 2021

Cucumber toaster

Words screamed by giant bitch boy while receiving a mildly
Painful tattoo

Yo tj got a tattoo yesterday and he was a massive cucumber toaster

by Wafercrusader March 23, 2023

limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard

used as an insult,

“you’re a whole limp toaster”

by Krafffffty February 27, 2021

Pulling a Toaster

Originated from an Assetto Corsa player who "pulled a toaster" because he thought he was ignored.

Its a term used when a person no-one gives a fuck about, decides to leak spicy information to the opposition of any kind.

Zema wanted to race and hes new.
I want to give the new guys chances too, so that they won't be pulling a toaster.

by yourmamageylol March 8, 2018

fork In toaster

the act of doing stupidity where ones actions represent that of a psychopath in wich results In near death or pain.

He committed fork In toaster

by fork in toaster May 26, 2021