loaded skins

A tasty jacket potato snack

or
When you've neglected to wash your cock for a few days and you get that build up of smegma in the foreskin.

Haven't had a bath and now I've got some tasty loaded skins.

by darrylx2002 March 18, 2017

Skin Mittens

When trying to define how fat a girl is by the size of her fingers, because you can't fully see her entire body.
Such as setting in a car, behind a bar, ect.

Her fingers are so fat they look like mittens made of skin.

"Dude check out the chick next to us, she's kinda hot."

"No way bro, look at how big her fingers are, she's probably fat."

"You're right, she looks like she's wearing SKIN MITTENS"

by Cadet '92 November 12, 2011

Skin pickle

The penis. Male reproductive organ.

I saw his skin pickle as he pulled it from his pants.

by RuralWillow78 April 14, 2019

broke skin

To get a rash from masturbating.

I broke skin last night.

by Hugh Mungusss February 13, 2017

skin that dooker

To perform anal sex.

"Didja skin that dooker yet?"

see All the Real Girls

by Bust-Ass July 9, 2010

skin fin

When a Chode is to skinny and to small often found in young Asians called jasper

Oh you jasper has got a skin fin

by Senior big boi July 21, 2018

throw it in skin

To have sex without using a condom

We were ready to bone when i realized i didn't have a rubber.
I didn't feel like leaving to get one, so i decided to just throw it in skin.

by charleso January 12, 2009