Ultimate blinker

When your friend has a vape and you blow in the back while he’s holding his breath (it fills his lungs)

Holy shit bro that Ultimate blinker (UB) was fucking crazzyyyy

by rumer grove February 10, 2024

ultimate stretch

typically a long cheese pull, or anything in general that can stretch.

bob: *does the ultimate stretch*
john: ULTIMATE STRETCH!!!!!!

by kornball May 14, 2025

Ultimate Crunch wrap supreme

When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.

Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.

by Stump Wizard October 30, 2024

Ultimate Deadly Sin

When you talk to a girl you really like and want to marry, and you treat her so good, do everything for her and make her dreams come true and do everything right, and she starts to get horny, and she gets so horny that she will go have sex with another guy who didn't do nothing for her at all. most of the time these be celebrity females and the guys be normal people not famous yet, its so heart breaking and kills the guy so much because he wants to be with her so bad that ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL WHO SEES ALL , AND KNOWS ALL, Even private thoughts. punishes them the worst way possible, even worst than hell being set on fire for all eternity.

she committed the ultimate deadly sin

by Demegasus Solstice April 3, 2022

The Ultimate Takedown

The Ultimate Takedown, is an wrestling move, usually used as a last resort . It involves standing on a piece of furniture

shouting that you will do the ultimate takedown, before jumping on the intended target from the piece of furniture, usually resulting in a comedic situation.

That idiot just tried The Ultimate Takedown on me!

by xexonem February 4, 2023

The ultimate tap

The hottest person you know.

Yo Riley is the ultimate tap

by pussy_annihilator69 June 7, 2019

ultimate school

A slang term for "high school", reflecting the idea that it is the final mandatory level of education before transitioning to college or the workforce, often seen as a significant and defining stage in a person's life.

After three years at ultimate school, I can't believe I'm finally ready to graduate and head off to college!

by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025