soggy taint

When you have a massive diarrhea but when you wipe you don't get all of the extra poo off your taint therefore causing the taint to stay wet and sweaty leading it to become soggy.

Hector: Emma, can you pass me a roll of toilet paper I had diarrhea.
Emma: Yes but make sure this time you whip really good, your soggy taint started to smell last time.

by Paytonglaser April 14, 2017

Taint Muncher

A person who sucks up to their boss at work to an exceedingly annoying degree.

Did you hear how Lenny said he would work extra hours with no overtime pay? What a fucking taint muncher, we used to fuck kids like that in the ass back in the Army. Figuratively speaking of course but still...

by Ram Johnson April 17, 2014

ripped taint

When someone farts really fucking bad

Bro i just fucking ripped taint

by Young receipt February 9, 2020

Taint Snuffing

Taint Snuffing is the act of jamming your face into someones taint and inhaling through your nose violently.

man ive been taint snuffing so much my nose hurts.

by The-Chode-Master September 25, 2012

Tainted Buffet

Where the stripper Spins on the Dance Pole and diarrhea sprays in the faces of the audience!
This happened for real google it

I got a mouth full of her shit when the Stripper Tainted buffet the audience.

by Wintyer December 19, 2021

Taint weld

The ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the balls to the butthole

His taint weld was irritated because he did'nt shower for 3 days

by stuarthub December 16, 2011

Holiday Taint

The space between Christmas and New Years is the Holiday's Taint.

Christmas and New Years are great, but don't forget how awesome the entire work Holiday Taint is in between.

by ABG123 April 22, 2018