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bed-swill

The drink you thought at the time was a good idea but you didn't manage to drink. More often than not you will mistakenly have a good slug of it in the middle of the night before you realize it has a massive amount of alcohol in it. Bed swill can often be the final straw to making you bucket drunk.
I was too drunk to finish that ridiculously strong end if the night drink. I woke up parched and had a huge swig of it before I realized it was a whiskey and cola, not a plain cola. I'd totally gotten away with not puking until I drank that bed-swill.
by Foxy Bonnet July 4, 2014
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Bed Womb

Going to bed early in my bed womb, felling safe and cosy, snug and warm.
by Mrbute September 1, 2023
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Eat bed

When booking a hotel room for yourself, you request two queen sized beds. One for which you eat in, the other is for sleeping. The eat bed is the closest to the door.
I’m snacking in the eat bed, so I don’t get crumbs in my sleep bed.”
by Spirited Chaos April 22, 2023
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Bed Jelly

When you ejaculate in your bed and forget to clean it up the day later
Sorry for making you clean up my bed jelly
by Reilly gosling March 3, 2019
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sped in the bed

Sped in the bed means that while having intercourse, you don’t really think. Either you are bad at it, or you don’t know/care who you are sleeping with. It is usually an insult for someone who is either bad at sex, or is easy.
I slept with jack for the first time last night, but he’s sped in the bed, so I think I’ll break up with him.
by Cornchip69 May 20, 2022
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weird bed

When you sleep and feel tingley a five year old wrote this ;)
Well how do you feel in a weird bed with weird people
by THE KINDERGANER September 22, 2017
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sweat the bed

When one has spent the night before on Drugs / Drink , (or simply turned the room temperature to tropical) so upon waking feels a certain moistness in the sheets - Have you urinated , no , you've sweat the bed.
After a night out on the town with the boys, Gary woke up in damn sheets, hoping he had sweat the bed , not pissed himself
by Wavy tree September 21, 2016
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