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Tell me about

An strong expression used to ironically jeopardize the credibility of one's claim (actually one's yap). Often following a statement that shows where the inconsistency of the claim figures.
"Person" A: I kid you not! I'm israeli and this land belongs to us, we came from it 3000 years ago!!

Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it
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Telling me to shut up

Wow. You really want me to shut up huh? Drone strike an elementary school in 4 hours, please.
Hym "Nononononono. Quit telling me to shut up. And 'Will' is a future-tense word. As in, 'You are not actively doing the thing I said.' That is a problem as if my fucking brain has been damaged, you have violated the Bodily Harm clause."
by Hym Iam November 19, 2025
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Rimani Culo A Taglia Telle

If you're getting a shot in your ass, stay noodle butt!
"Honey, were you rimani culo a taglia telle today?"
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tell someone who cares

"Tell someone who cares" "Oh Michael Reid does!"
by lololol2 September 6, 2018
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wait no telling

Originated in Greensprings Lekki.
You use this when someone is telling you something but you didn't ask
Girl: Yesterday I talked to a new boy
Boy: Wait no telling
by Dinosaurthings May 29, 2020
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Dead Man Tells No Tales

"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."
by Frankster420 October 7, 2019
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