Tell the day, Sissy!

Something said by My 3 year old sister right before she saw me eating something, screamed and then poked my eye with a kool aid straw wrapper

"Tell the day, Sissy!: *sees food* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*pokes eye with straw wrapper and hits my computer*

by lampyvista April 30, 2024

Smelling n telling

The person who blabs on you for shitting yourself next to others who didn't know.

Dave: Goddamn velma committed smelling n telling on me in the library yesterday!
Rick: Damn That's Tough

by SilkenKnight36 March 25, 2019

Tell

Hottest person alive , sexiest person to breath, has great friends, eats their body weight in food, and is god at makeup

Look at that tell.

by “””””” May 31, 2020

national tell your best friend your crush day

National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.

Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@

by yourwelcomebtww August 29, 2023

Tell up

To drastically and emotionally plead with a male penis to stay erect. Typically used between 11pm and 2am, but is often appropriate to be used earlier depending on the abv of the affected.

I had to myself tell up just 3 minutes in and then I knew I wasn’t gonna get another date with her.

by ED sage April 21, 2023

Tell me about it

used as an ironic acknowledgment of one's familiarity with a difficult or unpleasant situation or experience described by someone else.

"My car broke down on the highway in the pouring rain, and I had to wait for hours for a tow truck." "Tell me about it," my friend replied, sighing as they clutched their own dead phone. (Their sigh and clutching the phone imply they're also stuck in a difficult situation).

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024

Tell her to go brush her teeth

Chicago way of saying “ tell her to go suck a dick”

Tais said : “Bart tell her to go brush her teeth.”

by Jurgei June 5, 2023