taserlove

(taz-ur-luv) Noun: orig. Modern English

Official usage began in early 2007 on YouTube

A dating technique aimed at helping women to be less guarded and more amenable to the advances of men. The principle feature of this technique is the use of a taser at the first sign of resistance. The woman in question will become very easy to persuade to go home with the lucky user.

Martin wasn't very good with women until he started to use taserlove.

Man: Hi there gorgeous!
Woman: Hey, I'm not really interested, I'm here with my.....
Man: ....ZZZZZAAAPPPP....
Woman: Oh, God help me.. (crumples into his arms)
Man: I'd love to. let me help you to my car.

by SamsonsFolly July 18, 2009

Taaseen

Madara Uchiha (うちはマダラ, Uchiha Madara) was the legendary leader of the Uchiha clan. He founded Konohagakure alongside his rival, Hashirama Senju, with the intention of beginning an era of peace.

He was the most powerful Uchiha alive. His real world counterpart is described as 'Taaseen'.

Damn, that guy is a total Taaseen.

by jollyrancher70 May 29, 2018

teaser

a bitch that says she do and don't.

that bitch left me with this hard-on

by toms mom January 9, 2003

Don't tase me bro!

an invitation to be tased

"Get the fuck off me, man! I didn't do anything! ... Don't tase me bro!"

by Clownboat October 29, 2007

cock teasing

Used by women to gain power and/or humilate male friends and colleagues by the art of making perfectly normal men turn in to delusional idiots when they think the cock teaser actually has been wanting sex with them.

The magnitude of the effect is directly proportional to the time spent being teased and/or your position within the organisation

"That bitch has lead me on for weeks! And I told her the plans for our management restructure!"
"What a cock teasing you've had!"

by BrettS June 25, 2005

teased hair

Ever wonder how to get big hair?
You've come to the right place. (:
You will need:
a rattail comb
hairspray
Step 1: Take a small section of your hair. Hold it upwards. Backcomb it(comb towards your head.)until it's ratty.
Step 2: Do this with all of your hair, except for the bottom layer.
Step 3: Statue of Liberty much? Don't worry. You didn't do it wrong! (: Take some of the top layers and comb it normally until it's smooth. That way you won't be able to see the rattiness of it. If the ends are sticking out, just comb them until they don't.
Step 4: If it looks big enough for you, hairspray it everywhere! It will last most of the day.
Step 5: If it's not big enough for you, you have gone too far. If you wanted it bigger you just tease it more.
Enjoy!
Warnings:
-May not work with non-layered hair.
-If your hair is silky, it may not stay teased.

Teased hair Link:
look on photobucket. lol.

by zomgkate December 5, 2007

cock teaser

aka. False advertisement.
Definition 1:
Girls who dress skanky or revealing clothing but are not open about sex, disregarding whether or not they are interested in the guy.
This includes any peice of clothing exposing their cleavage, stomach, back, lingerie (especially g-string), and as much of their legs up to their thighs as possible(ie. mini skirt or short shorts).

ie. Forget about her, shes just a cock teaser. Don't waste your time.

by Intellectual Whore February 13, 2006