Sweaterchest

A torso covered with thick enough hair that it could be mistaken for a sweater. In extreme cases, may be an extension of the neckbeard.

Robin Williams: total sweaterchest!

by mollusc November 27, 2012

sweater eyes

When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )

Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.

by skinnyjhorts January 8, 2015

Sweaven

Sweater Heaven

Have you been to that store Savers? It's Sweaven.

by robin's word May 8, 2015

Sweater Pecs

Having the pecs that are sizable enough to look good in a sweater.

Man, that guy sure has good sweater pecs!

by Andybandy69 October 1, 2015

sweater milk

Breast Milk

Did you drink all the sweater milk, that was for the baby

by Bearcub1987 December 20, 2016

sweater eater

A vibrator that tears that hairy shit up.

Misty got really excited to use her new sweater eater tonight.

by John Yinzer December 28, 2016

seaver show

a sea otter and a beaver show

damnnnnnnnnnnnnn i wanna go see a seaver show tonight come with me dudeeeeeeeee

by seaverlover January 6, 2017