Sweaty Earl

When a guy masturbates into a sock belonging to someone else, then puts it back in the drawer for them to put on shortly thereafter.

While my girlfriend was in the shower this morning, I gave her a sweaty earl. The best part was, she was running so late, she didn't have time to change socks.

by WalterFeegis December 18, 2010

Turkey Sweats

An overwhelming feeling of stress and tiredness as the body prepares to process more than a healthy amount of Thanksgiving turkey.

Upon finishing Thanksgiving dinner, Justin decided to crawl away from the table and prepare for the imminent turkey sweats.

by TAITER November 3, 2007

Dab sweats

The profuse sweating that occurs for some people (usually beginners) after smoking dabs.

Josh got dab sweats so bad he had to change his shirt.

by Dnimreven October 31, 2015

Sweaty Bojangles

The act of a male tap dancing nude with his sweaty testicles dangling over someones face.

That poor girl was just minding her business and that dude gave her a sweaty bojangles!

by Techamongous February 3, 2010

Sweater Cows

huge titties!

guy 1: check out juggy mcbigjugs over there eh!
guy 2: yep, dems some sweater cows up in here boy, yessiree mother fucka

by juggy mcnippleton April 10, 2011

ball sweat

The nasty sour funk that eminates from your sack

She wouldn't go near me due to the overwhelming smell of ball sweat

by p.nis February 7, 2003

taint sweat

The moisture that forms on your taint. It is a combination of asscrack sweat and genetailia/pube sweat. It is by far the worst smelling sent your body can produce.

Matt threatened to smear his taint sweat in Zach's face. What Matt didnt realize is that this secretly turned Zach on.

by zach April 21, 2006