SHALLoW

The honor given to a Facebook post if it received all five reactions: Sad, Haha, Angry, Like, LOve, and Wow. (This is similar to the EGOT, the honorary title for a performer who wins an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony.)

The photo I posted of me tossing my child in the air earned me a SHALLoW; it got all six reactions.

by Amish Dale September 28, 2018

Shallow

All white moms favourite song

Radio: *plays shallow by lady gaga*
White moms: TELL ME SOMETHING BOY

by godsavetheoromqueen May 4, 2019

Shallow Cleaning

You get cleaned by Italians with cloths and rags. Normally around the stomach.

Jimmy is going shallow cleaning today.

by ravenghost August 11, 2019

Shallow trout

A woman who takes a man from another woman just to say she did. Such a woman will brag about being with the attractive yet week man.

My family was torn apart by a shallow trout after 13yrs!

by The Mister's sister August 31, 2019

sallows

Something made up of such beauty that words alone cannot describe.

“That Sallows is so lush it’s hurting all my senses”

by I-speaketh-the-truth October 3, 2019

Sallow Pillows

Posh slang for Saggy tits.

Oh gosh Tarquin, that aged dame 10 foot yonder certainly has some sallow pillows

by Jaffandjoof May 15, 2020

Swellow

A mix between swell (sweet & well) and mellow. It’s that feeling when you sleep on your arm and it feels limp and boneless but it’s all over your body.

Guy: How you feeling rn?
Me: Pretty swellow

by CJvelo July 3, 2020