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tequila sunrise

The act of pounding tequila shots (with lime and salt), then eating out your womans vagina in a drunken sex craze, and promptly passing out. The tequila sunrise will be the rash-like caked on crust around your mouth in the morning that will take weeks to heal.
People thought I had painted my face up like a clown the night before but little did they know it was just a tequila sunrise.
by alphahooker May 5, 2005
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suprisedface

1337 speak that consists of using an equals sign followed by a zero or an capital "o" Example: =0
"You ate the last of the Doritos?? Suprisedface!"
by W. Palma April 20, 2008
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Suprise Visit

When you are banging your girl full throttle and you miss, either on purpose or on accident, and ram it straight in her cornhole.
Last night I figured I would give her the Suprise Visit and you should have seen her run off and hide in bathroom like a wounded dog.
by Suprise Visit June 18, 2009
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Suprise Picture

A picture that is taken of you that you were not ready for. You almost always look bad in the picture.
Person 1: "Whats with that horrible picture of you that just got posted on facebook?"

Person 2: "Damn, another suprise picture!"
by qwert333 January 9, 2011
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Suprise Breakfast

When u wake ur whore up with a cumshot in the mouth. This definition only applies if she bitch swallows AND if does not fall back asleep.
When that bitch finally turns 12, ima be there in here house with a suprise breakfast.
by CrackWhoreLaranda January 9, 2017
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Sunrise Comedown

The feeling that overtakes somebody after they have been out all night partying and not yet slept when the morning birds begin to sing and the cruel light of morning rushes over them.
I walked home from the rave around 5 AM and the molly started to wear off as the sun was rising above the horizon. The morning light gave me a sunrise comedown that left me feeling nostalgic, regretful, hopeful, but most of all, exhausted to my very core.
by silicoa May 19, 2022
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