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the stranger

beside being a masturbation technique, the stranger is a sex prank

when you're having sex you make sure you're gettin it from the back, she's facing a window, and that one of your buddies is hiding in the closet. about half way through you say "hold on" and this is when your buddy quietly comes out of the closet and puts in when you pull out. then you go outside in front of the window leaving her wondering who's behind her
Charlie pulled the stranger on me yesterday, but i shut the blinds and kept going with his friend
by johnsy March 26, 2009
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virtual stranger

Anyone you have met and got to know on the internet but never in real life. A virtual stranger remains a virtual stranger no matter how well you know them on the internet. You could be sitting there naked 24/7, staring at each other’s personal items on your webcams, but if you haven’t met IRL, then you’re still virtual strangers.
'So, you've asked SlipperyChick to marry you?'

'Yeah, well, we've been together for three years now. We see each other every day and we cyber constantly.'

'Hmmm. I hate to break it to you, mate, but the internet and real life are NOT the same thing. You're still virtual strangers.'
by Bête de Jour June 18, 2008
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Larman-the-Strange

The persona of the weirdo, the kinda guy who stands leering whilst a conversation is conducted, then interjects with a random, incoherent comment.
Something of an anus, most likely a mole.
Gary was doing his Larman-the-Strange routine at the party last night, he said he had a whistle called Roger.
by Flapjackandy May 18, 2008
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frozen stranger

when u put ur hand in ice till it gets almost frozen and numb then jack off
i gave myself a frozen stranger
by thamann May 13, 2005
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Stranger Elbow

Soreness, tenderness, or inflammation in the elbow caused by sitting on one's hand awkwardly or too long in an effort to create the stranger effect; AKA "Strangeritis."
The Associated Press reports Cubs RHP Mark Prior will be unavailable for Saturday's game against the Reds because of stranger elbow.
by Jose Villalobos December 11, 2008
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strangle the serpant

Guy: Damn, if I can't get in that girls pants, I guess I'm gonna have to go home and strangle the serpant.
by sex.slave April 17, 2009
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stranger in the bed

Stranger In The Bed is a common masturbation technique. One does this by either, laying or sitting on their arm until your arm has fallen asleep. You then procced to masturbate with the feeling that someone else is doing it for you.
Frank: Why are you sitting on your arm?

Herbert: Because there is a stranger in the bed, if you know what I mean.

Frank: If you wanted a stranger in the bed, you could've just asked.
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