stoner tithe 

The amount of time spent doing absurd, inappropriate or weed related things (as opposed to fun/cool activities) because one is high.

Baked fella: "D00d, I have to rewrite this Wikipedia entry on nurse sharks; it's full of passive voice!!!"

His pal: "Man, you've given that arcticle a more than acceptable stoner tithe."

stoner tithe by Maxwelldanger December 29, 2010

Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.

Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.

Stoner's Bible by Dave Elkins January 5, 2009

Stoner Bashin Time 

When an obviously stoned individual approaches u and you just can't resist the temptation to fuck them up

"yo look at jonny over there, hes such a fucken waste of life he snorts ten lines a day and rolls a blunt every 5 minutes, i say we go grab that old wrench in my shed and have some stoner bashin time!"

Stoner Bashin Time by stoner bashed August 25, 2005

stoner softy 

the supposed lack of sexual male performance when one smokes weed.

Stoner1: Yeah man I don't know what was wrong with me. I smoked a couple bowls, and then I just couldn't get it up for ma' lady.

Stoner2: Fuckin' a man... stoner softy strikes again...

stoner softy by iknowitallnananabooboo January 20, 2011

stoner stutter 

the act of temporarily acquiring a stutter due to the effects of marijuana.

T-t-tuh-t... today. Wow, there's my stoner stutter again.

stoner stutter by whyworryxxx June 24, 2011

Stoner dreams 

Elaborate plans to do something or go somewhere and participate in an arbitrary activity, usually thought of while drunk and/or high. Then when you sober up, you realize that it's just never going to happen, or is a horrible idea.

Guy 1: Dude we should go rock climbing this weekend, wouldn't that be so fun?

Guy 2: Cmon man, that's stoner dreams, we're just gonna sit around all weekend getting high.

Stoner dreams by sesamechicken May 2, 2012

Stoner Den 

An area set aside specifically for smoking weed. This area is usually a garage, a bedroom, or living room. It will usually be littered with smoking paraphernalia.

If you're looking to smoke, lets go to the stoner den. We can chief up there without having to be paranoid.

Stoner Den by Captain Shabby October 8, 2014