stiff

Someone who burns pizzas constantly!

He burnt another pizza again today boss! Wow he's a stiff!

by Pattymayo82690 March 8, 2009

stiffen zeecock

boner; erection you get after watching porn for 9 hours

I had a stiffen zeecock from teh buttsekz!1!11!

by Boxxcarr September 8, 2003

stanford tree

The worst mascot ever created. This is the official mascot of Stanfurd University. It is basically a giant tomato tower covered in trash. It dances like a mental patient at every game. It thinks it's the shit but it really looks like a retard. Go Bears.

The Stanford Tree began dancing the weed-infested Stanfurd bands "All Right Now".

by SacamanoandLomez October 15, 2015

Stiff Upper Lip

When you are completely smashed and cannot see a damn thing with a mouth full of snuff.

What's up brother! I got me a stiff upper lip!!!

by JBurke1017 December 26, 2019

Alexi Stanford

Annoying Spastic Midget. Big teeth, huge teeth. And an annoying laugh.

Melissa: Omg, she is acting like an Alexi Stanford :(
Julia: Yeah, I know. She is so annoying.

by Dr. Meth July 26, 2009

Sinful-Desire

AkA Nicole, a person who is wubbed, mainly by a "NightsChaos"

Person 1- Sinful-Desire I WUB YOU
Person 2- ME TOO
NightsChaos- ME MORE

by Rahmut September 7, 2006

stanford ohs

Stanford OHS, formerly known as Stanford EPGY Online High School, is one of the greatest college prep schools of all time. OHSers are known for being intelligent, kind, motivated people, who know where they stand in the upper echelons of youth academia, yet choose to be very respectful of people not in their situation. While we as a school have no real rivals or competition and thus no propaganda to speak of, we do enjoy sending the occasional pompous preppie back to where they belong. Thus, you must NEVER be pompous, annoying, or rude to an OHSer, as we will mirthfully dismantle you while you talk. (i can proudly say i did this to a choatie with my friend in our robotics team when he tried to prove his superiority)

person 1: What school do you go to

ohser: stanford ohs

person 1: *googles* you go to THIS? i take back my insults and boasting!

by randomhomosapiens December 8, 2021