Definitions by SacamanoandLomez

stanford tree 

The worst mascot ever created. This is the official mascot of Stanfurd University. It is basically a giant tomato tower covered in trash. It dances like a mental patient at every game. It thinks it's the shit but it really looks like a retard. Go Bears.

The Stanford Tree began dancing the weed-infested Stanfurd bands "All Right Now".

stanford tree by SacamanoandLomez October 15, 2015