stapes

a word for a friend who tortured you during primary school with their abnormally weird games.

"You are a stapes because you make me play weird games."
"Okay."

by sorrytim September 1, 2009

Stapes

Name for a pillow stuffed with the down and feathers of ducks, chickens and geese. Most commonly available in Turkey and Ukraine.

"This is a very fine pillow. Where did you get it?"
"It is a Stapes pillow. Made of the finest duck, chicken and geese feathers and down."
"Niiiice."

by farmerbailey September 1, 2009

Stapes

Lord Voldemort's pet name for Kreacher the House Elf.

"Come here, Stapes. You are a good house elf, are you not?"
"Yes, master."
"Then bring me Harry Potter, or I will cut off your head and put it on a plaque, but only after eating your entrails."
"Yes master."

by BIGGESTHARRYFANEVER September 1, 2009

Stapes

Name for a bra designed for, and by, men. Usually green or dark blue, as many men with moobs object to the colours pink and lemon yellow.

"Hi, my name is Albert, and I'm looking for a stapes, size XL?"
"Of course, sir, we'll be with you right away."
"Thank you kindly."

by ihavemoobs September 1, 2009

bowel snakes

constipated stool... that is painful to keep inside

i think my bowel snakes are bitin.. excuse me while i have some x lax brownies

by flower_soul May 2, 2006

fucking Shakespeare

someone who is incredibly inept with words

Bob: I, uh... well... Jeez, I was flunder--I mean wondering if--
Bill: Sheesh, look at Bob. Fucking Shakespeare, he is.

by Deirdre Nightshade December 19, 2008

Cheese-stake

The use of cheese, often Velveta, as lubrication.

"....and then I cheese-staked her!"

by kir kanos October 9, 2009