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No Squirt September

Just like no nut nov but for the females
Man: Are you ready for No Squirt September
Female: It's going to be so hard
by Axetone November 1, 2021
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Squirt Purse

Squirt Purse is a slang term for female genitalia or can also be used when referring to a particularly active female ejaculation.

The term originates from Portsmouth dated 27/02/2022.
Often it can also be used as a term of endearment or in times of rage it can be used to show someone’s frustration.
Squirt Purses can also be found in Oceanic Wildlife as both Octopus and Squid will use them to eject ink when threatened or panicked.
Wow, he got me right in the squirt purse.

I can believe you did that! You absolute Squirt Purse!
Ah come here and give me a hug you cheeky little Squirt Purse.
Notice how the Octopus expels ink using its Squirt Purse, when the diver got too close.
by MrMitchybabe July 28, 2022
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Flirt Squirt

"omg i just flirt squirted"

"he lifted up his shirt and i flirt squirted"
by flirt squirter 3000 October 20, 2023
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No Squirt September

All september like boys ”no nut november” girls cant squirt while fingering
Finally september! one month closer chirstmas eve” remeber its also ”no squirt september
by Artyjom69 November 2, 2019
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SEVEN SQUIRT CANS

Enough cans to get a meal and still pay towards the admission to the PORN THEATHER DEJA VU or AL ESN.

AL ESN meal I got was at DEJA VU where I used the SEVEN DOLLARS to enter and some for a meal.

One MEAL is due still the AL ESN MEAL.
This guy WAITING in front of the WYNN BUS STOP with this woman gave me SEVEN CRISP DOLLAR BILLS as I asked do you have something for a meal which with the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS I left in the TRASH RECEPTABLE at UNLV in the music college as he had been PRIVY to those findings.

I drank two cans of SQUIRT and it yielded one ASSH0LE MEAL and in all with the other SEVEN SQUIRT CANS it makes NINE SQUIRT CANS for someone has ONE SQUIRT CAN.

Next time I come back to DEJA VU I will be served my ESN MEAL as it originated from the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS.
by METE MEAT MEET June 18, 2021
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little squirt

by rosegang February 9, 2022
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Squirt boss

by Monkeysucker March 9, 2023
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