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Squeezing orange juice

When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.
"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."
by nasty nsfw December 30, 2021
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Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.
Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.
by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022
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go-go squeeze

i could really go for a go-go squeeze tonight
by very very gay dude March 28, 2022
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Vegan Squeeze

The situation in which individuals whose culinary preference would be a lacto-vegetarian option, find their choices drastically reduced by higher priority being given to meat dishes from one direction and vegan dishes from another.
It used to be easy enough to find something for me to eat in restaurants but the vegan squeeze has really made things harder since they assume that not wanting meat means I can tolerate a lack of cheese!
by ApricotFields February 12, 2022
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Sneeze and squeeze

The occurrence when a person sneezes and ejaculates at the same time.
Did you just sneeze and squeeze?
Yeah, bro my pants are messed up.
by Laura is dumb October 4, 2021
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booty squeeze

When you don't wipe well and shit squeezes out while you walk.
Damn bro. I got booty squeeze right now the stall didn't have enough toilet paper.
by TheChadandLad October 5, 2021
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Gamma Squeeze

A Gamma Squeeze is a stock moving higher because people who sold “out of the money”stock option Calls are caught by a rapidly increasing stock price very close to the time decay expiration of the Call that they sold.
Tesla shot passed $1000 a share on a gamma squeeze. People who is sold out of the money options were scrambling to cover them by buying shares.
by Trentism October 28, 2021
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