When you holding a fart so you gotta you gotta walk in this condition or you will get your ass beat for letting it slip out.
Hey jeff‼️ Did you hear about Lance getting banked because he didn’t secure his squeezed butt.
“Nah man. That’s sick. Nigga should have held that fart. He got crones too”
“Nah man. That’s sick. Nigga should have held that fart. He got crones too”
by Domophobic November 4, 2017
Get the squeezed buttmug. by Yuffle, November 12, 2023
Get the SQUEEZE!mug. Alcoholic drink made by using Sterno (a gelled non-potable alcohol) and a loaf of bread. The Sterno is squeezed by hand to make the alcohol flow into the bread. The bread is then squeezed to extract what is thought to be drinkable intoxicating alcohol. Very dangerous and poisoned many skid-row alcoholics, often causing blindness.
Man I'm gonna have to get some Squeeze, don't have no money for nothing else and I got the ants under my skin!
by Misterfixit January 6, 2017
Get the squeezemug. When a girl is deep thoating your dick and then she squeezes with her thoat. ( It will not work on smaller guys cuz you have to get in her thoat) LOL... only for experienced females.
Not sure but will do some field work to upload some examples. LOL swallow and squeeze Dedicated to Carmen :)
by lostkid October 11, 2013
Get the swallow and squeezemug. The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!
by calfsquezers December 31, 2018
Get the Calf Squeeze geologistmug. When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.
Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.
Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.
“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”
“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”
“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”
“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”
“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”
by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018
Get the squeezing the spongemug. We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.
by bullet88 January 10, 2009
Get the squeezing the iguanamug.