"Ay-up, Craig. Your legs are looking a healthy shade, you been abroad?"
"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"
"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"
by El-Leppard June 30, 2019

by cooler flateary June 15, 2023

What are you up to honey.
Oh just sitting at home in the living room getting ready to do some spray foaming.
Oh honey I’m proud of you for finally doing some house work.
Yes. That’s what I’m doing. Making you proud.
Oh just sitting at home in the living room getting ready to do some spray foaming.
Oh honey I’m proud of you for finally doing some house work.
Yes. That’s what I’m doing. Making you proud.
by Richard Dangles August 2, 2020

When you brew with other more lazy less desirables that are so disgusting you have to gather the muck into a muck trap. Leave muck trap to rot so it’s a gathering of the fucking jugallos (flies). Then unexpectedly flood the muck with enough chemical to turn it into Jonestown.
I fly sprayed out at the brewery. Hopefully it will be better tonight. I was getting eaten alive there yesterday.
by Br3w3r August 25, 2021

by Bjs in a box May 25, 2018

When you use a funnel to fill the inside of your foreskin with bacon bits and a firecracker to explode and spray on your partners face during sexual intercouse
by Nut-bunny69 January 28, 2020
