Sporking

Spooning with your partner when you haven't clipped your toenails in awhile.

Jane never really cared much for spooning, but she really hated sporking. Ouch!

by eeeddd February 18, 2009

Sporking

very similar to spooning, however both parties are facing each other, rather then having both facing in the same, sideways direction.

the couple wanted to see into each others eyes while spooning, so they decided to start sporking.

by medinaswimmer'10 December 22, 2008

Smoking the freaky shit

Smoking powerful or potent crack/weed/PCP.Good shit.

I was whacked the fuck out on the freaky shit last night.I love smoking the freaky shit!

by Legend 102 August 1, 2008

Smoking Dimes

Getting high. Harcore drugs among friends.

Ya ked, me and my dad were smoking dimes and then all of a sudden...

by sarahwillson February 19, 2011

Smoking lamp

Another word for a bong.

Gramas boy “you forgot your smoking lamp” throws bong and it smashes on the pavement. “I’m sorry, was that expensive peice?”

You forgot your smoking lamp, (throws bong) I’m sorry was hat expensive peice?

by Banksysmalls June 11, 2018

pole smoking kike

Someone who is Jewish and also sucks dick

Greg is Jewish and throws people under the bus at work. Therefore Greg is a pole smoking kike

by Gaulded balls October 21, 2013

You are smoking balls

a) When someone is talking absolute rubbish
b) They are lying

1: "I shagged this awesome bird lat night"
2: "Shut Up!"
1: "I did!I did!"
2: "Your smoking balls!"

by Craig Lewis November 30, 2004